| Hot Girls Can't be "Sweet" |
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(Edit: 2.16.04) After some conversation with a few people regarding the contents of this article, I thought I'd bring up a good point: when you're online with someone, you don't always know what they are doing and thinking. Sometimes people just have to run suddenly. Sometimes they give the wrong impressions. And (usually) I understand this. However, it is the same people who always seem to be ending conversations like this, which, after more than a few times, is rude. *** It's true. Hot girls just can't be "sweet." I put quotes around "sweet" because it is one of those words that a guy cannot use without sounding girly. Other such words include "cute" and "beautiful." But by using quotes around these words, I'm allowed to say them and be protected from the girly stigma. So I don't have to type them out every time, please pretend each of these words I use from now on is enclosed by quotes. Anyways , hot girls can't be sweet. Ok, just a minute, hot girls, put your hands down for a second. Let me explain. In all honesty, this is more a plea for sweet hot girls to emerge than to put down the ones aren't sweet. So don't get all offended. People constantly surprise me, which is strange considering I think I tend to be ready for surprises. Often times I am guilty of stereotyping based on first appearances or impressions, and the person often turns out to be much different than I thought. However, rarely has a hot girl surprised me by being sweet. Let me also point out the exclusions to this rule: hot girls with boyfriends and hot girls who I don't know. Alright, so that means that this article is referring to.pretty much.all the single hot girls I know personally. Now I'll explain what I mean when I talk about lack of sweetness. To me, people leaving in the middle of conversations without reason aren't very nice. Or just randomly deciding you need to go do something while in a conversation. How bad does this make me feel? Another thing hot girls will do is talk to me like their little brother. They're telling me something, but they're acting like they're so much more mature than me. Like I just happen to be some annoying guy online who they have to give advice to. And they treat all my passes (i.e. hitting on them) as a joke, like I was just kidding around. And the absolute biggest reason hot girls aren't sweet is because they always act (whether it's acting or not, it always makes me feel horrible) like they are way too busy to do anything. You try to be nice and invite them to do something and suddenly they are busy for the next two weeks and not responding to messages. What is the deal ? Now I realize I don't have the Abercrombie model body that so many girls crave, but still, I'm an alright looking guy and I'm fun to hang out with. Could we please just cut out the B.S. and say "I'm not interested at all" or "hey, I really am busy this week, but how about Monday?" Yeah right. Hot girls never say that. Why not? Because they aren't sweet. I don't know what else to say about that. But I'm going to gym (Abercrombie clothes are still a no-go, though). *** Here are a few real-life examples of painful endings to keep you guys entertained: ---- 1.
It's like she tried to make me feel good by saying "haha" before breaking the news... 2.
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Girls, if you want to find the guy of your dreams, you'll need to start treating us better. |
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